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once apon a time
there was a baby
a baby kitty
her name was meow meow
one dayy
meow meow was frollicking in the forrest when she came upon something.
not just any something. an amazing something.
it was...
a
super duper magical mushroom
the mushroom spoke.
"hello little meow meow kitty. i am the super duper magical mushroom. my name is shrooms. would you like to eat me? i will take you to places youve never been before. you will experience the most ultimate most incredible journey or highness."
meow meow purred. he liked this very much.
so then meow meow took a big ol bite of shrooms
and off he went on his magical journey.
first he was dancing on a rainbow in his underpants.
then all of a sudden he was floating on a cloud of cotton candy
then he suddenly appeared in a dark empty mysterious place.
and he began to cry.
but then the sun came out and he was happy.
in this happy place he saw the most wonderous thing of his entire life.
it was a cute little boy kitty.
his name was kittypoopoo
kittypooopooo offerend meow meow some of his coconut margarita.
they they drank till meow meow could not remember what he was doing here with kittypoopoo.
the next day
he woke up in kittypoopoos bed
with nothing but his undies.
he did not remember the night before
but he knew it was a good one.
THE END
there was a baby
a baby kitty
her name was meow meow
one dayy
meow meow was frollicking in the forrest when she came upon something.
not just any something. an amazing something.
it was...
a
super duper magical mushroom
the mushroom spoke.
"hello little meow meow kitty. i am the super duper magical mushroom. my name is shrooms. would you like to eat me? i will take you to places youve never been before. you will experience the most ultimate most incredible journey or highness."
meow meow purred. he liked this very much.
so then meow meow took a big ol bite of shrooms
and off he went on his magical journey.
first he was dancing on a rainbow in his underpants.
then all of a sudden he was floating on a cloud of cotton candy
then he suddenly appeared in a dark empty mysterious place.
and he began to cry.
but then the sun came out and he was happy.
in this happy place he saw the most wonderous thing of his entire life.
it was a cute little boy kitty.
his name was kittypoopoo
kittypooopooo offerend meow meow some of his coconut margarita.
they they drank till meow meow could not remember what he was doing here with kittypoopoo.
the next day
he woke up in kittypoopoos bed
with nothing but his undies.
he did not remember the night before
but he knew it was a good one.
THE END
