wand to willy.

The Hilarity of Changing "Wand" to "Willy"
Here are some excerpts from the books...


'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled,
Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand,
his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised willy.



"Your authority!" she sneered, attempting to wrench her hand from
his grasp. "You lost your authority when you lost your willy, Lucius!"


Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his willy.
*this one fits so perfectly*

"Harry looked down at his own Willy. He could see finger marks all over it..."


"Well, we'll soon find out, won't we?" said Snape smoothly. "Willy out, Potter."


"Both Sirius and Snape lowered their willies... the unexpected entrance
of so many witnesses seemed to have brought them to their senses...
"But what's going on?" asked Mr. Weasley. "Nothing, Arthur," said
Sirius, who was breathing heavily as though he had just run ...a long
distance."


"Don't put your willy there, boy!" roared Moody."


"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany willy. Eleven inches. "


"... Today's will be a practical lesson. You will only need your willies."


"Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up
and stared around. There were several faces peering through various
nearby windows. Harry stuffed his willy hastily back into his jeans and
tried to look innocent."


A magic willy... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.



"No," said Voldemort. "I have peformed my usual magic. I am
extraordinary. But this willy... no. It has not revealed the wonders it
has promised. I feel no difference between this willy and the willy I
procured from ollivander all those years ago."


"But if my willy was so powerful, how come Hermione was able to break it?"



"Don't put away your willy, Harry. They might come back."

bump?

hahaha ew what is a 'willy' ?

ohhh I totally just realized they replaced 'wand' with willy
hahaha I'm smart

morgayne wrote:hahaha ew what is a 'willy' ?

this made my night.

morgayne wrote:hahaha ew what is a 'willy' ?

wait you do know what it is now right?

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LMFAO.
this is amazing.

more:

"No!" roared Snape's voice and the pain stopped as suddenly as it started; Harry lay curled on the dark grass, clutching his willy and panting.

"Willy weighing?" Harry repeated nervously. "We have to check that your willies are fully fuctional, no problems you know, as they're your most important tools in the task ahead." said Bagman.

Ron struggled for a moment before managing to extract his willy from his trousers. "It's no wonder I can't get it out, Hermione, you packed my old jeans, they're tight!" "Oh, I'm so sorry," hissed Hermione, and Harry heard her mutter a suggestion as to where Ron could stick his willy instead.

Harry rubbed his willy feverishly until white sparks shot out of the end, which earned him a disapproving look from Fleur.

"There was a moment, in the graveyard, where Voldemort's willy and mine sort of... connected."

Crabbe and Goyle were standing behind him, shoulder to shoulder, willies pointing right at Harry. Through the small space between their jeering faces he saw Draco Malfoy. "That's my willy you're holding, Potter," said Malfoy, pointing his own through the gap between Crabbe and Goyle. "Not anymore," panted Harry, tightening ...his grip on the hawthorn willy. "Winners, keepers, Malfoy. Who's lent you theirs?" "My mother," said Draco.

"Are you OK?" said Harry urgently. "My willy," said Ron. "Look at my willy." It had snapped, almost in two; the tip was dangling limply, held on only by a few splinters.

"Just because you can use magic now does not mean you have to whip your willies out for everything!"

"Harry was half-tempted to place his hands on stout Bathilda's backside to ensure that she didn't topple over backwards on top of him, which seemed only too likely. Slowly, wheezing a little, she climbed to the upper landing, turned immediately right and led him into a low-ceilinged bedroom....'"Lumos,"' Harry said, and his willy ignited. He gave a start: Bathilda had moved close to him in those seconds of darkness."

marianne. wrote:

morgayne wrote:hahaha ew what is a 'willy' ?

wait you do know what it is now right?

hahaha yes

hahahahhah claiire thats samazingg (:

hahah love your avvie Mir
snape is my favorite

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i just seriously cracked up.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! that just made my life!!!

Oh my gosh. I'm laughing so hard right now I have tears in my eyes. I don't even know...oh my gosh.

thank you amber for showing me this.
bahahahahahahaha.
marianne..
.oh boy. XD