"Floo powder power!"
"Look! its rocketship potter! starkid potter! moonshoes potter! traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to pigfarts!"
"WHAT" *grabs crotch* "THE HELL IS THIS?!?!"
"hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!" "what the HELL is a hufflepuff?!"
"hufflepuff!" "FIND!" "what?"
"you know who i think is the ugliest girl in school? that hermione granger. you know what id give her on a scale of 1-10, with 1, 1 would be the ugliest and 10 would be pretty? an 8. an 8.5. or a 9. not over a 9.8, because theres always room for improvement. not everyone can be perfect, like me. thats why im holding out for a 10. because im worth it."
"OH GOYLE RULES!"
"I WANT HERMIONE GRANGERand a rocketship"
"AAANDYOUHAVETOBEMYSLAVEFORAWHOLEDAYSTARTINGNOW!!!" "you little SHIT! YOU GOT ME!"
i know a WHOLE bunch more, so write them!!!! *cough cough madi and mir cough cough*